February 2012
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The more I think about getting counseling the more it terrifies me.
maybe no one does really like me
maybe they all are pretending
this is so stupid but i hanged out with this girl for a couple hours and we studied together and she said something about hanging out and i suggested dinner and she said cool and i was like ok i’ll definitely text you later and now it’s later and i texted her and got no text back and it’s so damn stupid and childish but i feel like crying because i tried and i thought maybe...
well i texted this girl about over an hour ago about getting dinner and she still hasn’t texted me back
maybe she just said text me later to be polite
Ron Paul, the "I'm not racist, but..." candidate.
shotgunsunday:
“I’M NOT RACIST. THE TRUTH CAN’T BE RACIST. ALSO, RACISM IS SOUND LIBERTARIAN MONEY. I DIDN’T WRITE THAT LAST SENTENCE AND I HAVE NO IDEA WHO DID. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO REMEMBER, IT WAS LIKE 14 SECONDS AGO. LEGALIZE IT.”
-Ron Paul
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sadcomedian replied to your post: ugh i got a 58% on my stat homework thank god we…
math is the devil
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sadcomedian:
jpegartifacts:
The gay agenda:
wake up
pray that Rick Santorum becomes gay
push straight people who are riding bikes off of their bikes
have gay lunch
go for a gay walk in the gay park
go to gay work and make gay money
go gay shopping
buy gay things
have gay dinner
pray that America will be destroyed
watch a gay television programme on a gay television set
go to sleep
...
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ugh i got a 58% on my stat homework
thank god we get to take it twice but still
blaaargh
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butthorn:
“The more you ignore me, the closer I get”
more like “The more you ingore me, the more I wonder if I said or did something that vaguely offended you, so I’m going to try to get as close to you as possible to figure out why you are ignoring me in the first place”
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kyssthis16:
sooolondon:
curiouslycool:
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baddominicana:
the-goddamn-batmanny:
Never question why I fuck with The League of extraordinary Negros also known as Black Tumblr.
Never question it.
yo,
black tumblr aint nothin to fuck wit.
looool
OP said Black Tumblr
good bye world
lmfao
Don’t fuck with Black tumblr
Sometimes I just wish there was a reset button for life.
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sadcomedian replied to your post
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“What do you think elf poop looks like? Like LOTR elves. Do they have like neat...”
– A real text Noelle just sent me, also a fair question (via rocketfists)
I REALLY WANT TO KNOW
(via gingerhaze)
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amajor7:
Why do people think that saying “it’s just my opinion” is some unarguable pass for being blatantly offensive?
Heads up, if your opinion’s oppressive to a certain group of people, your opinion’s wrong!
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Sam Winchester
maxiandapril:
Maxi tried to explain Sam Winchester to me
“Hes… . Hes like a Moose,
a Sexy
Majestic
MOOSE
Just Roaming the Canadian Wilds”
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Whenever I want to start homework
Tumblr: Log in loser, we're going blogging.
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deanhasthetardis:
Asia - Heat Of The Moment
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faineemae:
nizzop:
how do you even get 1,000 followers do you summon satan or something
actually, it’s the illuminati.
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expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
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Anonymous asked: “Secure the border.”
yoisthisracist:
Yo, in theory this is fine, but shit like that is only going to cease being racist when you get a bunch of armed right-wing lunatics patrolling the border to Canada as well.
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